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5 Signs You’re Dating A Kenyan Slay King

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When you’re dating a Kenyan slay king you feel like you’re dating a man in a woman’s body.

A Kenyan slay king is usually the kind that is self obsessed, the kind that lives for himself and is sort of like Diamond the singer. People like talking about slay queens, their painted faces and their fake everything. However, a Kenyan slay king is a new breed of man that has evolved and I am not sure I like them as much. Are you dating a slay king? Find out.

1. They always take selfies and post so many photos

Honestly, a real man doesn’t keep taking selfies of himself, I mean do it in private. When you’re dating a slay king, he probably takes more photos of himself than you and you’re there wondering why he can’t put his phone down for a minute. His life is always on his Instagram in either video form or photos, this is an immature man.

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2. Always post photos of alcohol and women

His two favourite things are alcohol and women. I would respect a man who posts photos of Bible quotes, life quotes and post photos of me and him because why not? But a man who posts photos of alcohol and women is basically a proper fuck boy, a player and one who has to post Hennessy and his most expensive bottle of whiskey is a shady one.

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3. They wear over powering cologne 

A bit of cologne is okay but then wearing one that gets you to sneeze is beyond shady. A slay king wants everyone to smell him as he passes, first of all that’s probably cheap cologne, because a good cologne isn’t overwhelmingly strong.

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4. They actually go for pedicures and facials

I am not against men taking care of themselves but when a man is obsessed with their feet and a small pimple of their face, that’s a problem. Slay kings are obsessed with themselves and sometimes a bit too much, in a disturbing way.

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5.  Many women always comment on his photos 

Whenever he posts a photo women always comment on his photo and say things like “aki nime ku miss” or “where have you been?” yet he has a girlfriend, how annoying is this?

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6. They wear flashy clothes and have many phones

Slay kings usually have many phones at least one big one or two big ones and a kabambe because apparently he is a business man. He wears flashy clothes, dresses in wind breakers and bright clothes and jewelry.

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It’s okay if you’re in love with a slay king because maybe you’re also a slay queen which then means you’re suited for each other. Personally, I can’t stand men who are too extra because most of them are players and who wants a player?

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